Sunday, February 1, 2009

Crunch! The dying cockroach twitched as Zoongash removed the the rolled up issue of India Today which served as his makeshift fly swatter.

"Bloody little buggers," yelled Zoongash as he brushed the bug's carcass from the counter and into the nearby trash bin. He settled back down into his worn leather chair behind the counter awaiting the first customer of the day. It was already four thirty and he had yet to have any one enter Mo Liquor.

"Bloody weather, always driving away customer," he said in frustration, referring to the snow that had began to fall. Just as Zoongash began to nod off to the melodic voice of Nasrat Fateh Ali Khan on the radio, a customer entered the store. Zoongash snapped to attention and rose to inspect his new customer. She wore a scarlet red coat and fishnet stockings. Zoongash just shook his head as she approached the counter with a bottle of vodka in her hand. If a woman wore such an outfit in Pakistan she would be stoned for showing so much skin, Zoongash thought to himself.

"You some kind of hooker or someting? Walking around showing your legs like a rundi," said Zoongash as he rung up the bottle of Smirnoff.
"Excuse me?" replied the woman in disbelief as to what he had just said to her "I think I'll take my business elsewhere you Indian asshole," said the woman as face turned as red as her coat.
"Good, I don't want your dirty money anyway you rundi ke bachi," replied Zoongash as he snatched the bottle from the woman and placing it on the shelf behind the counter. The woman stormed out of the store in a rage, stumbling into a man and his dog walking past on the said walk. She hardly seemed to noticed and just continued on her way down Rouse Blvd.

"Bloody woman," muttered Zoongash, waving his hand in disgust. He placed his rusty kettle on the small propaneburner he kept behind the stove and patiently waited for the water boil, sipping his flask of scotch as he did. Just as he began to pour his tea, the store went dark. The store was completely silent, Zoongash could not even hear the low hum of the coolers along the wall.
"Maadher chod! God damn this bloody weather!" Accepting the fact that there was nothing he could do, he sat back in his chair. with flask in one hand and cup of tea in the other.

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